I've never been much of a short story reader. I always feel like just when I am getting into the characters and the story, it's already over. Give me a 350 page novel over a 20 page short story any day.
So, what am I doing blogging a book of short stories?! Ladies and Gentlemen, The Bible! by Jonathan Goldstein IS a collection of stories, but they are all tied together based on a book most people have at least a passing familiarity with. I mean, mention Noah, Samson and Delilah, and Adam and Eve and most people know who you are talking about. So, in many ways, reading this book felt like reading a regular novel to me, but with some new characters added in like Jonah's little known brother, Vito.
Now, if you are looking for a book that takes the text of the Bible and just converts it to a short story format, this is not the book for you. One of the subject headings, after all, is "humorous fiction." However, if you have always wondered what the guy was like who dreamed up the tower of Babel and how Moses really felt about the whole golden calf incident, this is your book.
Goldstein is original and irreverent. He is hilarious and, some people will say, unholy. If you are offended by the idea that God created some failed universes before our own, including one with a guy obsessed with the length of his pants, you might not think this book is very funny. But if you laugh when during an argument Joseph says to Mary, "Sister, thou art the cracked egg that hath hatched a chicken of lies," you might get a kick out of this book.





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